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How do I play Traders' Haven?

To play Traders' Haven we recommend Minecraft Version 1.16.5. You can select different versions of Minecraft via the main menu when loading the launcher and select 1.16.5.

A brief description of Traders' Haven

Are you a shitposter? Are you a Minecraft player? Is your body regulating homeostasis? If you answered "yes" to any of those three questions, you should join The Merchants' Guild! A misleading name for a server that's basically dedicated to playing Minecraft, corporate supergiants, and mediocre building, and definitely not a front for an elaborate plan to start a series of proxy wars in Sub-Saharan Africa! We've got a Minecraft server where xraying, fullbright, and macros are allowed! Poggers! You can drop your pants and take a shit on the floor, for all we care! If your nagging wife won't let you fish, we got you! We don't have mods! Mods are useless, so we have admins instead! There are almost 4 redeeming qualities that we can call our own! Maybe you, too can build a Thing™ in the server! Holy fuck, the screaming never ceases! Join The Merchants' Guild today!

How popular is Traders' Haven?

Currently there is 0 online out of a possible 0. The number of votes this month is 0 since the 1st. Voting allows you to get rewards for free.

Most Recent Voters

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